Katie: "I'm all for it, but then again, I pretty much know whether he dresses to the left or the right before the first date. That's why so many women have turned to our agency. You can't be too careful these days. Am I right, Ladies?"

Alex: "It probably isn't necessary other than to procreate, but even then there are significant advances in technology that may someday not even require human contact."

Margo: "Kind of explains why you spend your time with that damn spider, huh Alex? Damn right I believe in dating. Like they say, a good man is hard to find and a hard man is even better."
Jane: "Really, Margo. Was that necessary? (Clears throat.)Of course, I believe in the traditions of dating and courtship. Too many young people are in such a hurry these days. Why just the other day I was talking to my daughter, Alice about this very topic. Did I mention she has a little girl, my granddaughter, MaryJane? Anyway..."

(Margo shoves an appetizer in Jane's mouth.)

Katie: "Now we're talking. We have a tradition here at the Black Widow Agency that calls for a celebration upon the completion of each and every successful case. The only requirement is that it contain chocolate. Thank heavens we have a high success rate."

Alex: "More and more studies point to the health benefits of  a moderate intake of chocolate. In one recent study, arterial flow was significantly improved."

Margo: "Sweet Jesus. It's a damn gift from the Lord above. Now I just whipped up a cake with a chocolate ganache frosting drizzling down the sides over a triple-layer moouse. Y'all want to try some?"

Jane: "I am faithful to my daily constitutional each and every day in large part due to Margo's incredible creations. As for chocolate, yes, I admit, it does lift one's spirits...in moderation, of course."

Katie: "Ahhhh...Janie?"

Alex: "As technological advances are made, we'll better understand the nature of these phenomena and stop treating them like a disease."

Margo: "I'll remind you of that in thirty years, Alex. Right now, the only flashes I'm having are of your damn skinny little ass glued to that damn laptop."

Jane: "Yes, well I suppose I would be considered the expert on this subject.  It is quite bothersome at times, however, I've saved substantially on my heating bills this season."

Katie: "If anyone wants to talk about a global war, let's talk about the proliferation of perverts who prey on kids on-line. Now that's a war worth putting money behind..."

Alex: "I certainly agree with Katie on that point. The Powers That Be have greatly underestimated the threat of CyberCrime and CyberTerrorism. Trust me, having spent a good part of my life as a white hat hacker, almost everyone has, at one point or another, been victims of a phishing scam, rootkit invasion, backdoor trojan, web mob intrusion... The list goes on..."

Margo: "Don't ask me about no damn CyberCrime. I leave that to the Geek Goddess (Alexandria). And what the hell is a white hat hacker? Is that something you put on after April 1st?"

Jane: "Oh my. I didn't realize we would be interviewed. If you'll excuse me (fanning herself), I think that it's best that Katie address such issues."